Dear reader, we present for your ennourishment and entertainment the Talky Toaster Mk4js Anger. Service with two slices of lightly toasted bread thrown across the room at you if you don't eat a muffin. We hope that our addition of the Anger model's emotion chipset will make you look forward to getting out of the house in the morning.
Howdallydoodallydoo. Would you like a waffle?
No, I don't want any kind of bread product.
Lots of people really don't like the Toaster. So how much do you hate the toaster? A lot? So do I, I'm not going to do any more with it.
The Toaster is an occasional character in Red Dwarf (created by Rob Grant and Doug Naylor; dramatised by the BBC). None of whom were asked for permission to do this.